I feel like it is my duty to post this, since otherwise Cal will be a post ahead of me at all times. And I can't have that.
Dohohoho, no I cannot.
So here's mine:
LOVE.
I'm copying Cal a little bit, purely because it's to get even.
Numero Un
Connor "I'll Lick Your Crack Out For Fun" Blair
We met on one fateful thursday, my first day in Antrim Grammar School. He and I were at third base (In rounders of course) and he noted:
"I do not like it when people say "Catch it." it sounds like "Cat Shit". "
I lol'd
Then he said to me that to make people run faster he would ask them to go out with him.
Five years later he's still pretty much this gay. We've been pretty much brothers... Then fifth year dumped him and he had to repeat fourth year =o which kinda dented our friendship since he started hanging out with stupid immature gays :)
Still. If you could read our conversations you would not be able to decipher what they mean because we just sort of accidentally have euphemisms for like, everything.
He's gay as fuck and wants to lick me.
Deux.
Fear Factory
A metal band who nobody's heard of, I first clapped ears on Fear Factory around two years ago at an under 18s night at a metal club. Well, technically I'd heard their song "Invisible Wounds" but preceding that, I didn't know it was by them. So anyway, as the DJ played "Linchpin", I started making out with a complete stranger. Which was pretty much class. So then I asked the aforementioned Mister Blair if he knew what the song was, he told me it was by a band called "Fear Factory". I recognised the name but I'd never really listened to them. So I went home and downloaded it. Slowly, I began to download more of their stuff. Then my mate Jake got me the albums "Transgression", "Archetype" and "Concrete" for my birthday. They were all brilliant. Now, two years on, i'm probably their biggest fan and I do actually have every song they've done. Like, actually.
Trois.
I really struggled to think what I love as much as these two things, but finally... I came up with this:
Caramel Coffee Double Blended Frappuccino.
Yes, this warlock rules my life.
I don't think I've had anything different from starbucks in about a year. This thing is actually bliss in a plastic cup. It really depends on how well it's made, but I think that this is expertise in the beverage industry.
For the best one, go to the Starbucks near GameStop in Belfast. Bliss.
Quatre.
Scrooge Flu.
My band. We've been around now for about 6 months, we started off as just a pisstake, we were only going to do one song, "I Miss You"
Now, two rough-quality albums later, I think we're going to stick to this for a long time. We are a Christian Electro Rap Funk Barbershop Orchestra Quartet with three members, and we're going to tour the WORLD.
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