Sunday, 3 May 2009

Love

Seeing as Matthew has forgotten our whole "We'll post every damn day whether we like it or not!" pact that we created and sealed in our blood, I'll be damned if my soul is going to Hell for not keeping up my end of the bargain.

So today I'd mention a few things that I love, in no order, because I can't be bothered with thinking.

Numero Uno
My car. Yes, I know. It's very, very gay and chavvy to say you love your car, but if I'm being blatantly honest with you, I adore my car. It's a Mazda 2 Sport. Obviously that isn't my actual car there, but that is the exact one I have. 'Down to a T' as they say. It's a great car. It's white. Chavvy as Hell, and it goes like Hell. I had a drag race with a DB9 the other day coming out of Belfast. I was winning for about the first 10 seconds, then got my ass handed to me. Still, I was winning.
Nothing beats easily roaring down the Motorway, or the back roads of Northern Ireland, with music blasting and your car full of your friends. Nothing will ever beat that. That is why I love my car.


Numbero Dos
I like Bikes. To be honest I love anything that goes fast. This Summer I will be getting bike lessons and will have a licence by the end of it, and all for one reason. This bike; A Kawasaki Ninja. How bad ass does that thing look? I work in a filling station and one day someone pulled up in that baby and I just fell in love. I never ever had any inclination to drive a bike. Suddenly I couldn't wait. I went home and started looking for used Ninja's. I'm telling you; she will be mine in a few months. I have it all planned out. Get my licence. Get the bike. Ride like Hell. I'm going to look good in leathers.


Numero Tres
Scott is a spastic. He also happens to be my best friend. I remember when we first met. We were both playing Xbox Live and a mutual friend brought me into a game. He called me Capn Calorie. We've been best friends since that point. He needs me, and I need him. We are pathetic when it comes to scary movies, but we still rent out 4 every week and still force ourselves to watch them. I was there the first time he got drunk. He's an okay guy I suppose.

1 comments:

  1. Kawasaki Ninja?
    Pfft.
    I hate bikes with faring, it makes them look like they're going to be ridden by old italian guys with high-pitched voices.
    Street Bikes for the wolf.

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