Time Travel

Let's face it. We've all thought about it.

Would you go back and pick the blue pill? Would you stop yourself from answering the phone that fateful day?

But in my opinion the possibilities for time travel have not been exploited to their full potential.

I mean, you could go back to '79 and fix Return of the Jedi, hell you could even stop The Phantom Menace from ever being born!

You could go back to the '40s and stop Hitler in his tracks.

Me?

Wow, I've got so many ideas. Personally I prefer the idea that I'd have the control over time much like our Asian enigma up there. Then, I could stop time, walk into the shop and take some food. Sure, the morality of the exercise evades me, but still.

Another thing:

This is a recent idea I've had, but when I formulate this properly, (and the small matter of time travel becoming possible) it'll be flawless.

I am going to go back in time, and pretend to be Jesus.

That's right folks, you read correctly. Think about it: it all explains away easily if it were true. Jesus heals people of Leprosy, which in a future where time travel is possible, could be cured by a simple pill. When you think about it, these stories are thousands of years old, who's to say they haven't been Chinese Whispered a little bit? And for curing blindness, well, maybe it was just a Stooge placed there by the time-travelling genius. Turning water into wine? Well, it's possible that back then Wine was just grape juice, with no alcohol, so it could well just be diluted Grape squash. Ha HA!

So, I'm going to do it, but I'll need stooges.

More:

I was thinking I'd hit up a couple hundred years B.C, give them some massive technological advances. Sure, I'd maybe cease to exist, but GENUINELY, I think it'd be worth it to make Human kind more advanced in '09.

AND, I'd warn us about Global Warming.

I'm hitting these ideas out as I'm writing...

Matt Out.