Wednesday, 8 April 2009

Hello, and Welcome.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls. I'd like to welcome you, and also congratulate you, on stumbling upon this marvel that is A Giant Leap For Mankind.

Now before we get too worked up in all this, I think it best to introduce myself. My Name is Cal. No it's not short for anything. Yes, that is my handsome self right there - Ladies I'll be taking numbers after the show.

I'd prefer not to say much about myself right now. Just to say that I'm going to be one of your resident DJ's and I'm sure you'll come to know and love me soon enough.

First inpressions are always so important, so I'm a little undecided how I'm going to win over this audience with a first post, so I think I'll just have a little chat about something that's impressed me recently. That thing is Monsters Vs Aliens. Now if you are unlucky enough to be one of these chaps that think, "Oh it's just a kids film. I don't need to go see it because I'm an adult," well I'm afraid that now your going to have to take yourself over to that corner over there and beat yourself over the head with the baseball bat provided untill you come to your sences.

Monsters Vs Aliens may possibly be the best (animated) film I have ever seen in my glorious life. It is fantastic. The voice acting is superb, and My God do they have some great actors. Seth Rogan will have you in tears with laughter throughout. Jesus may aswell hang up his toga cause Hugh Laurie is the new son of God. Kiefer Sutherland, otherwise known as Jack-Fucking-Bauer from 24, played his part so well I almost forgot he normally eats terrorists for breakfast. They've also got Reese Witherspoon, Paul Rudd, and Renée Zellweger. To be honest it's an awesome line up.
The jokes are funny, the dialogue is great, and the fact that it is in 3D just clinches the deal. If you haven't seen it, go and see it. If you don't think you need to see it, then you obviously haven't been hitting yourself hard enough.

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